Happy Monday Boston. I know, it’s been forevah since I blessed y’all with a good ol’ Housewives recap, and with good reason…..it’s been a snooze fest! I normally love my OC mamas, but this whole, I’m a Housewife start a business thing is really getting on my nerves! For reals, go back to shopping, drinking, and making fun of Vicki because she’s at work all the time! Why ruin a good thing? It’s one thing if it’s always been a life long passion, but if you’re looking to cash in on your Housewife status….hit the bricks sista. Go sell some jewelry, but get’cha mug off my television. Alrighty then, let’s do this…
Guess who came to visit? OC’s favorite glassy-eyed gal, Lynn Curtin. Oh yeah, Lynn was back for a brief moment to let Tammy know that it was so NOT okay for her to have a quickie in the girls room with Charo. Tammy downplayed the situation, saying it was ok because nobody’s clothes came off,but Lynn was waaaaay to hetero to hear anything else. She needed another xanax after that li’l convo.
Alexis once again took a left off of Jesus Lane, sorted through the cob webs in her brain, said many a Hail Mary’s, and told Peggy the truth about Jimmy’s party no show. Lying is just so not Christian, so Alexis told Peggy that the reason Jim didn’t come to her party was because he hated the other Housewives. Uh, so hate is okay but lying is a deal breaker? Okay, makes total sense. Oh and Peggy can take a big ol’ sip of shaddup if she thinks that Alexis has time for her. She’s sooo busy y’all, the twins are in super smart kid classes, James is in his King in training class, and let’s not forget her dress line. Speaking of which, was I the only one who tasted their own vomit when Jim was all leery and level 3ish, while ordering Lex around like a paid escort? I swear to God, I almost threw my computer at the television when she said, “He’s my husband, I have to listen to him.” Yuck. Double Yuck!
Cut to Vicki trying to decide if she wants to stay married to Don or just call it a day and move on. I really felt bad for both them both, because you know at this point, they both just want to walk away. Vicki was drowning her sorrows with Tammy and Peggy, and all the while just kept repeating “Everything’s perfect.” Wowza, who’da thunk Vicki would have people feeling bad for her? Never thought that day would come.
Guess what else is rough? Slade’s mama. Oh yeah, Mama Slade wasn’t pulling any punches and threw the knock out blow when she told Slade to get a real job and stop being GC’s beyotch. She must have heard GC screeching about how she made the make up and it was Slade’s job to schlep it. Ain’t love grand? Anywho, it was nice to see that Slade gave himself a li’l scrub down and was no longer looking like a homeless person.
So that’s the latest from the O.C. What did you think, is Alexis jealous that Peggy dated Jim before, or is she really just overwhelmed? Let me know in the comment section below.
The Real Housewives of Orange County airs on Sunday nights at 10pm Eastern Standard time in Boston on Bravo. That’s channel 185 for the FIOS peeps.