We’ve gone to war with the Twi-hards before (on one occasion, on of our anti-Twilight jokes managed to inspire not one, not two, but three death threats in a two hour period), and we fully expect to get another round of hate-mail once the Twilight fans of the world see this afternoon’s Funny Photo. But it’s like ol’ Grandma Comedy Examiner used to say: “A day spent not angering Twilight fans is a day wasted; now bring Gram-Gram a whiskey-sour”. See it for yourselves below, my gentle Examiner readers…
If there’s one group that can’t take a joke, it’s gotta be Republicans. But if there’s a runner-up group, it’s gotta be Twilight fans. Over the past few years, we’ve tangled with the Twi-hards on numerous occasions, and it always plays out the same way: we write up something that mocks the Twilight franchise, a handful of Twi-hards get ahold of it, they pass it around amongst the lonely secretaries, bored housewives, and tweener girls that make up the Twilight fanbase, and then the hate-mail comes flooding in (all of it aggressively misspelled, furious, and an affront to grammar in general).
We fully expect that this afternoon’s Funny Photo will draw the ire of the Twilight fan community once again, but whatcanyado? This photo’s been bouncing around the interwebs today, and we thought it was funny. As such, we’ve embedded it for you over there on the left (you’ll have to hit the “Slideshow” button to see it biggie-sized). Don’t say we never gave ya nothin’, folks. And Twilight fans, remember: do not spell-check your furious emails before hitting the “Send” button. That’d ruin the whole system we’ve got going on here.
As always, you can stay tuned for more Funny Photos in the days, weeks, months, and years ahead (assuming some angry Twilight fanatic doesn’t assassinate your humble Comedy Examiner first), and– also “as always”– you can send in your own Funny Photos for a chance to have them featured here at Comedy Examiner HQ. If they’re selected, you’ll be given credit and all the glory that comes with seeing your name in digital print. Just think how jealous your friends are gonna be! Stay tuned for more, ladies.
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