It’s been awhile since we had a good reason to talk about Justin Bieber (thank you, God), but today’s Funny Photo has brought us back into the fold. Good news is, what follows isn’t yet another video clip of Justin Bieber doing something stupid, nor is it another whining commentary about the fact that so many online journalists seem to have made stalking Justin Bieber their sole purpose in life. No, what follows is simply a funny, Justin Bieber-related photo, and if you’re not a Bieber fan, you’re really going to enjoy this one. See it for yourselves below, my gentle Examiner readers…
We don’t have anything against “The Beebs” here at Comedy Examiner HQ. Dude seems to have a fairly level head on his shoulders, and whenever we’ve seen him on TV (whenever he’s not singing or pandering to fans from the stage, that is), he always seems like a decent-enough dude. But we do have an issue with the fact that so many online journalists have made churning out useless articles about Justin Bieber (“Justin Bieber ate a sandwich at Arby’s!!! Exclusive!!!”) into a cottage industry. It’s obnoxious, it’s maddening, and we’ve already had that discussion, so let’s move on to the next paragraph.
We also don’t have a problem with Justin Bieber’s fans. Yes, they’re shrill and annoying and petty (see also: Selena Gomez getting punched square in the face for banging the Beebs) and they spend way too much time stalking the poor kid on Twitter, but what generation hasn’t had a celebrity who got mobbed wherever he went by teenage girls? Why, in my day, it was the New Kids on The Block. A few years later, N’Sync and The Backstreet Boys claimed their throne. Justin Bieber’s just the latest dude to pick up the mantle, and his fans are just the latest version of the girls who– when I was 10– had Jordan Knight posters all over their bedroom walls. C’est la vie, folks.
But even though we aren’t directly opposed to the idea of Bieber or those with “Bieber Fever” (and you know who you are), we’re even less opposed to the idea of either of these things being ruthlessly mocked. As you can see in the photo over there on the left (click the small version to biggie-size it), this sign– spotted in a local bar, apparently– isn’t so much “mocking” as it is “threatening”, but we’re OK with that, too.
Check out the tip jar of the world’s classiest bartender over there on the left, folks, and stay tuned for more Funny Photos (and Bieber-related nonsense, though don’t hold your breath) in the near future. As always, you can send in your own Funny Photos for a chance to have them featured here at Comedy Examiner HQ, and you can also head on down to the comments section if you’ve got anything really, really worthwhile to add to all this: think this bartender’s a big ol’ meany-head? Think that Justin Bieber’s the best thing since sliced babies? Think that Bieber oughtta be dropped off on a distant island somewhere, never to be rescued? We wanna hear about it, so hit the comments section and let ‘er rip.
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