It’s Wednesday, which means…actually, that doesn’t mean anything. Truth is, we’ve run out of ways to introduce these “Funny Photo” articles. Think it’s easy? You try running the same damn article 1500 times and see how original you are on #1501. By now, you know the drill: readers send in funny pictures, we shove ’em in that “Slideshow” box down there on the left, offer up a few rambling paragraphs of somewhat-amusing commentary, everyone leaves happy. It’s the circle of comedy-life. Hakunnah-mattah yourselves into a giggle fit below, my gentle Examiner readers…
Wow, that intro was really antagonistic, wasn’t it? Yeesh. Sounds like someone hasn’t had their coffee this morning.
Here’s the deal: eagle-eyed Comedy Examiner reader “Phil R.” sent in the photo over there on the left, and if we had been drinking our morning coffee when we opened up Phil’s email, there’s a good chance that we would’ve sprayed it all over the damn keyboard. This might just be the most clever tattoo that we’ve seen all week (which, all things considered, isn’t really much of a statement, is it?), and now we want to share it with you, the precious, “Funny Photo”-reading snowflakes of the world.
What we’ve got for you today is a photo taken by someone with a great sense of humor (we’re assuming the dude missing the toe is the one that took the photo; here’s hoping the pic wasn’t snapped without his permission): Dude loses a toe, dude gets tattoo, dude gets to show off his missing toe– earning sympathy points from the ladies, we assume– and gets a laugh out of the whole ordeal. As far as missing appendages go, that’s a pretty good deal.
Click the “Slideshow” button (that’s the miniaturized version of the big photo) over there on the left to see the funniest tattoo built around a missing appendage that we’ve seen…well, ever. And, as always, you can send in your “Funny Photos” (we have to put that in quotes thanks to the overwhelming number of genuinely un-funny photos that we get every day) to Comedy Examiner HQ for a chance to have them featured here– we’ll give you credit if yours gets used; just imagine how jealous your friends will be when they see your name in digital print.
You can also sound off in the comments section below if you’ve got anything you’d like to add to all this, and you can check out a directory of all our other “Funny Photo” articles by clicking the link of the same name over there on the left. Go on, you know you want to. What else are you going to do at work this afternoon– actually work? That’s for suckers. Stay tuned for more, my precious snowflakes.
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